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Supremes Uphold Bullshit Indiana Law

In a 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court™ of The USA! upheld a law that even first-year political science students agree will disenfranchise a variety of voters from the elderly to immigrants (the legal ones). The Supremes said it was cool for Indiana to require photo I.D. to participate in the electoral process in that state, which it most certainly is not. It is exponentially less cool than the least cool thing you can think of – even less cool than “More than Words” by Extreme.

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Electronic Voting Machines in Illinois so Easy to Use, They Tell You How to Vote

Electronic voting machines manufactured by Diebold (now Premier Elections Solutions) proved how much easier voting can be in the digital age. In Illinois, in the special election held to replace Dennis Hastert electronic voting machines did voters the courtesy of telling them how they should vote.

Nuggets of News and Opinion

• I'm totally down with insurrection in the street. I've had a great time with that over the years. Insurrection in the voting booth is the other part of the equation. --Jello Biafra
• “Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans” --Will Rogers
• Alright guys, I want to get out there and vote tomorrow. And not because it's cool, because it's not. You know what is cool? Smoking. Smoke while you vote. -Jon Stewart
• “A vote is like a rifle; its usefulness depends upon the character of the user.” -Teddy Roosevelt
• “Those who stay away from the election think that one vote will do no good: 'Tis but one step more to think one vote will do no harm.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson